Sona Ram, EricZapakin.tk contributor extraordinaire and Eric's co-reviewer on The Screening Room, has written perhaps the greatest piece of Eric Zapakin fan fiction since "Eric & Cat Melissa 9: The Booty Call" (generated with EZTK's very own Eric Zapakin Erotic Fan Fiction Generator). The story is entitled The Boy That Loved A Beard, and hoo-boy is it thrilling! It's an edge-of-your-seat tale of action, romance, danger, thrills and spills, with more E.J.Z. goodness than you can handle!

Written entirely with her left hand, and entirely in Ray Gozzi's New Telecom Technologies class, Sona's story truly was a feat of epic proportions. I'm not normally one to speculate, but there's no doubt in my mind that "The Boy That Loved A Beard" will go down in history as one of the great classics of English literature. Step aside Bill Shakespeare, there's a new act in town!