Eric Zapakin Quotes
"At one point they were running through a cemetery to get away from zombies. I mean, come on!"
"Huzzah!"
"Hey, do you want to get dinner at about 4:30?"
"Any of you guys want BJs?"
"Listen, I'm going home in two weeks. If I go back looking like a fucking skinhead, my parents are gonna kill me!"
"Set the tone."
"This epsiode of the Simpsons is probably the best episode ever."
"You coming to watch 24 tonight?"
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
EZ: "Probably the speed."
Officer: "How fast do you think you were going?"
EZ: "I think about 90."
Officer: "I clocked you going 85."
"The Ohio State Buckeyes suck, and so do you!"
"I had a buzzcut all summer! It lasted!!"
"I like The Lion King..."
"I think it's one of my favorite movies... it starts and ends with some of my favorite songs."
"......" - Eric at the Doc Final
"Did everyone hear the news? Quantum Leap is coming back..." (no response) "Ok, take a second and think about it... hold it in."
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"Dinner is now the breakfast of mornings!"
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